"After Wayne Bridges refusal to play for England as long as John Terry is captain, the fans have now encouraged Terry to also sleep with Emile Heskeys wife".
Jävligt kul, alltså. Hilarious!
John Terry får se all den här uppståndelsen från den ljusa sidan. Nu blir han inte ihågkommen som killen som missade straffen i Champions League-finalen längre.
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"The England team have all voted for John Terry to keep his place in the team and join them in South Africa. With a ban of wives and girlfriends travelling to the 2010 final...No one wants him left behind!"
"Ashley Cole was caught speeding doing 104mph in a 50mph zone, he said he was trying to get home as John Terry was coming round for tea."
"Sky Sports News just announced Robbie Keane has only signed for Celtic to get his wife out of London before John Terry could sleep with her."
För mig kommer han alltid vara den som missade straffen i Champions League-finalen =)
Glory Glory Man United
Hahahaha!!! Den första var klart bäst.
"Everyone knows that if a full back leaves a hole, it's the centre backs jobb to fill it".
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Som United-supporter kommer han alltid bli ihågkommen som kommendör Terry. Mannen som ledde oss till vår tredje CL-titel!
Sedan ska man inte bortse ifrån att den här incidenten är ganska rolig. Det talas ju även om att han ska ha lekt med någon annans flickvän men än så länge har inte dom engelska tidningarna velat avslöja med vem.
"We all knew John Terry liked scoring at The Bridge, but this is ridiculous."
I heard Capello is going to play JT on the right wing now for england, as he knows how to get past the right back and score.
Alexander: Utan att avslöja för mycket finns det en ledtråd i inlägget.
Ledtråd i inlägget alltså?
Kul. Roligt. Hilarious.
=)
On a serious note Fabio Capello has just phoned Wayne Bridge up to tell him that John Terry has lost the captains armband...
...so he has asked him to do him a
big favour and have a look under his bed.
"What has Vanessa Perroncel got in common with a Champions League final goalpost?
They've both been banged by John Terry..."
"John Terry has explained he didn't mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel - he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty."
" John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama. It's called Other Footballers' Wives."
Sedan en klassiker som tidigare använts för McMenemy -
"What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common? They both should've stayed at Southampton."
Inte för att jag tror att du kommer svara om jag gissar rätt, men skulle tro på att det är Hilario du menar. Det har ju trots allt pratats om det på internet och som man brukar säga: Ingen rök utan eld. Herre min jesus. Om det visar sig att det är sant är ju frågan hur Ancelloti gör med hans kaptensbindel även i Chelsea..
Till melodin av Adam's family:
John Terry is a cheater,
his mother is a stealer,
his father is a dealer,
The Terry Family!
Vilken svart humor det var här inne..
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